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Jun 08 2011

I’m Spartacus

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I'm SpartacusI’m Spartacus! design on t-shirts and other gifts for fans of the classic Stanley Kubrick movie.

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With toungue in cheek, try to imagine for a moment what the classic Stanley Kubrick film Spartacus would’ve been like if Woody Allen had directed the movie and cast himself in the leading role as well. Now picture the scene where Spartacus and his band of rebel slaves are finally captured by the Romans, and the lead Roman guy, Gluteus Maximus, or whatever his name was, walks over to the group and, knowing Spartacus only by reputation rather than appearance, tries to find out which one of them is their infamous leader.

Roman: “Alright, which one of you is Spartacus!?”

Slave 1: “I’m Spartacus!”

Slave 2: “I’m Spartacus!”

Slave 3: “I’m Spartacus…and so’s my wife!”

Spartacus (Woody Allen): “Yeah, he’s Spartacus! They’re all Spartacus! Me? I’m nobody. I was just passing through on my way back from the Opthamologist. Have to get bifocals, which I’m not too happy about, you know, because it makes you look older. Not you, of course, because you’re very good looking and obviously high-ranking, so on you they’d look fine, but on me, I may as well go sit in a rocking chair with a newspaper and a cup of Postum. But listen, it’s been great talking with you and I’d love to stick around and watch you crush the rebellion but I have to get back to the leper colony because, you know, I’m very contagious and if I’m not back by five they send out a search party, which is not a pretty sight.

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Oct 12 2010

Funny Human Cockroach Evolution Chart T-Shirts & Gifts

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Funny Human Evolution Chart

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Most of us are familiar with the Human evolution charts that show a small, chimp-like creature on the far left gradually turning into an ape, then a Neanderthal carrying a stone tool, on up to modern Homo Sapien usually holding a spear or some other weapon. Lately though, these same charts have become a popular form of parody, with some very funny designs showing the lead guy turning around and shouting “Stop Following Me!” to the other characters behind him, while others show man evolving from a chimp into a soccer player, a golfer, a Zombie, etc.

This design is an extension of that idea, only in typical Inside Out fashion I decided to twist it around a little farther to produce this slightly disturbing post-atomic evolutionary chart showing cockroaches as the new dominant species of the planet. Because it’s rumored that cockroaches are the only creatures that could actually survive an all-out nuclear war, it only makes sense that in a world devoid of humans, roaches could evolve into walking, talking, thinking creatures that might someday rule the earth. Well, at least until they developed nuclear weapons and destroyed themselves of course.

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Aug 13 2010

No Maam T-Shirts & Gifts

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Married With Children – No Ma’am T-Shirts & Gifts

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First aired in 1987, Married with Children became the cornerstone of the fledgling Fox network and was both loved and despised by television viewers around the world for its crudely hilarious portrayal of an American white trash family, the Bundy’s, led by shoe salesman and born-again loser, Al Bundy.

In the 1993 episode entitled “No Ma’am”, Al and his buddies organize a tongue-in-cheek pro-men’s group called No Ma’am, the fictional “National Association of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood”, in response to a perceived feminist takeover in their lives.

While there’s lots of No Ma’am shirts out there on the internet, none of them have the aesthetic appeal of this one. With lines and colors that are perfectly balanced, Inside Out offers this great No Ma’am design for the “Al Bundy” in your life on tees, buttons, hats, gifts & much more.

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Aug 07 2010

Coexist with Respect

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Coexist with Respect

Respect Bumper Stickers, T-Shirts & More!

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This original design was inspired by the very popular bumper sticker that uses various symbols to spell out the word “Coexist” by using the same concept to produce what I think is an even deeper message.

Warning! Sappy liberal idealism ahead – Proceed with caution! Wink

Respect is at the heart of every religion & philosophy that people live by and have lived by throughout the ages, be it Islam, Christianity, Judaism, Buddhism, or one of the many ideologies that we subscribe to as humans, because it’s truly the only way we can get along and learn to live side by side without wringing each others necks. Respect for one’s self and respect for the basic rights of others, it’s really not that hard, but why is it that with so much religion and so many followers of those religions that our world is on the brink of self-destruction? more…

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If everyone simply incorporated this one word, Respect, into their daily lives and lived by its true meaning, then the ability to Coexist could someday be more than just a clever design on a bumper sticker. But it takes 100% participation for that to work, so the best place to start is within. As you go through your day, ask yourself this simple question; is what I’m about to say or do going to hurt another or violate their basic rights? If the answer is “yes”, then don’t do it.

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In this design, I used the Earth in the letter “R”, the female symbol for the first “e”, the yin yang symbol for the “s”, the peace sign for the “p”, the male symbol for the second “e”, the Muslim crescent with the Jewish star in the center for the “c”, followed by the Christian cross for the “t”. Symbolically, it could be translated as “Respect, for Earth and the people of Earth, with peace and harmony between men and women of all religions”

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Aug 05 2010

Planet Pluto WTF!?

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Planet Pluto WTF!?

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From its discovery in 1930 up until 2006, Pluto was considered the solar system’s ninth planet until it was reclassified as a “dwarf” due to its small size and low mass. To this day many scientists, with apparently too much time on their hands, still argue that Pluto should be given a break and reinstated to its former glory.

In this popular design, planet Pluto is all alone out there at the tail end of the solar system, just now receiving the news of its demotion and responding with a surprised “WTF!?” (‘What The F*ck’!?) Available on posters, t-shirts, mousepads and more, this makes a great gift for science buffs and astronomy geeks who love a good laugh.

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Jul 25 2010

Support Your Local Police

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Support Your Local Police (Leave Fingerprints)

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Police have a pretty hard job, so if you’re gonna commit a crime be sure to leave some evidence behind to make their lives a little easier. Fingerprints, DNA samples, whatever. Consider it good karma. They may actually thank you while beating you senseless. Eek!

This design is available on T-shirts, Bumper Stickers, Buttons & more. Look for the poster (below) in a police station scene in the upcoming horror film, Scream 4, due out in October 2010.

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Police Trouble and Situations – 7 Tips on How to Deal With It

By James Dazouloute

Article Source: Ezinearticles.com

Dear reader, what do you do if you are pulled over by the police?; or you are being served with a warrant at your home or place of business, (guilty or not), and or Department of children and family is attempting to remove your children from your home because someone called them and made false allegations of abuse. What do you do?, and What are the best ways to deal with the police in these situations?. Well I am so glad you ask, because I am about to share with you the best 7 tips on how to deal with the police at anytime; and that, beloved, will keep you stress free and out of harm ‘ s way and prevent you from having your rights violated and getting arrested.

1. During any situation with the police, first and always, be as courteous and as respectful as you possibly can when dealing with the police. Remember they are already on edge and always stressed from dealing with criminals during the shift. So even when they are rude, you stay courteous and respectful and calm. You can always file a complaint tomorrow with internal affairs, but right then and there they have full control and the law is on their side.

2. Do not try to get out of your car if the police is in his car running your license and tag; stay in the car, because if you start walking toward him, he will get nervous not knowing your intentions, and that will in most cases get you padded down or thrown to the ground, and even have a gun drawn on you. Always stay calm and collected.

3.Third tip on how to deal with police trouble and situations is: do not under any circumstances get into an exchange with the officer about what you think and know the law says. Remember nobody likes their ego bruised, so the less you say, the better and more profitable it will be for you in court when your attorney can have a field day with the police department; and remember the police usually have a camera mounted on the front of their windshield to make them look good and make you look bad. So if you think he still is gravely mistaken, then you should right then and there call your attorney and have him advise you. If you do not then you should have one on standby.

4. Fourth tip on dealing with police troubles. Never, ever, run from the police; even if you have a suspended license or have been drinking. If you run you just added about 4 or 5 charges extra. Instead remain calm, even if he takes you in you will be out in a few hours and then get a court date. Keep it simple and let your life of freedom stay open. Attorneys are there to serve you just like the police, one to put you in jail and one to get you out, so remember that.

5. This fifth tip is for your safety. When the police pull you over at night, never go to a dark spot if you can avoid it, because you never know at night if it is really the police or an impostor trying to rob you or kidnap you. So Try to pull over under a light pole, or get off the next exit if it is near to the corner gas station where others can see you and witness what is going on.

6. This sixth tip on police situations has to do with when the police comes over to serve you with a warrant, or comes to take your child away. Do not panic or start to physically or verbally abuse the officer. You will only multiply the charges or the situation. Remain calm and advise them you need to call your attorney right away and do so, do not worry if you do not have one I will show how to later on for very little. At this time you need to be intelligent as you have been known to be, so crying, pleading, cussing, yelling, abusing and fighting is not intelligent.

7. Seventh tip in dealing with the police: if the police stops you and start asking you questions beyond your license, registration and insurance; then you should stop him right there and request as politely as you can that he allows you to call your attorney right then and there no matter where you are or what time it is. He cannot deny you that. Before you say anything you should consult with your attorney and even ask the officer to speak to your attorney and inform him of his intentions about you.

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Authored by: Dr. James Dazouloute

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