Posts tagged: Abraham Lincoln

May 23 2012

Zombie Lincoln For President

Can’t decide on who to vote for president? Forget ‘em all! With today’s advancements in genetics and cloning, maybe it’s time we dug up one of America’s favorite all-time dead presidents to help lead our country during these difficult times. That’s right, I say it’s time to bring back Abraham Lincoln.

So let’s all head over to Lincoln’s tomb, grab some DNA, and clone one of our most beloved presidents back into the white house. Sure there’s always the chance he’ll turn out to be a soulless Zombie hungry for the brains of hapless victims, but c’mon, wouldn’t that still be an improvement? Certainly nobody from Congress would mess with him, and aside from the cool factor, could you imagine what the G8 summit would be like?

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